Marie Mundaca's Birthday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKsYqsO4Ngk

Lisa getting ready for the big beauty pageant

Lisa was just writing to me online from the beauty parlor, giving me a verbal preview of what is to come. Apparently her hair is now the hair of a superstar or superhero, from the way she described it. All of us in the States have to just wait though to see it. I'm incredibly jealous of everyone in Dublin right now. If you love Lisa Peters and you're in Dublin, go to Lillie's Bordello (a classy place even with that name, haha) tomorrow (Thursday) night for the MIss Hotspots competition. Apparently there will be TV celebrities there (famous in Ireland at least) and it should be a really big deal.

Lisa, people all over the world are rooting you on! So you have worldwide permission to go ahead and be great!

The Littlest Mothman

Lisa says: "It looks like a crow!"

Characters I'm not sure what to do with part 1

SKULL HEAD SASQUATCH

SLINK E. CAT

THE GLUM (Depressed Clay Gollum)

BEELZEBABIES

All characters Copyright © 2010 Peter Bernard even though I'm not sure what I want to do with them.

COMING SOON

SEXY new Angel Yau video coming soon to YouTube!

"She is looking good!" ~~ Lisa Peters

Jimmy Dean has died.

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OpenFM Flash Mob Henry Street

Ha! Lisa Peters is in this from about 1:18 on, in the grey hoodie, dancing in this flash mob.
MUCH better than the other video I linked to on the 209 Show blog.

New York Stories Project

Red Hook with Michele Carlo

Spent the day Saturday at an Arts Fair in Red Hook, Brooklyn. I had never been to this place before, it's like a million miles from anything. On the map, it looks closer to Manhattan than it does to the closest subway stop in Brooklyn. I met Michele there because she had hired me to videotape her project she is doing for the Brooklyn Council on the Arts. If I can capture and edit that footage in time, it will be my PBNYC on YouTube for tomorrow. I'd put captions on the photos but Blogger has made that so incredibly time-consuming and difficult and annoying, plus it is already over 90 degrees today, so the pix will have to speak for themselves.

Afterward, Michele took me to buy me a Guinness at a little seaman's bar that dated back to the 1800's. Lots of very faded pix of naked ladies all over the walls.
These days they have art showings and bands playing in the back.
It's a very weird neighborhood -- thanks to Michele for showing me around!

The Horus Cat Interview

Insert Polish Joke Here

"Insert," get it?

http://www.thenews.pl/national/artykul132388_game-in-secondary-school-gets-five-pregnant.html

 

Q: Why don't they teach sex education in Poland?
A: Because they want all their teenage girls to get randomly pregnant!

No, it's not funny, but it certainly is a joke.

And America is just as stipid with Bush's "Abstinence-Only Sex Education," which is an oxymoron.

 

We live in the dark ages. And we did this to ourselves.

"You're still fucking peasants as far as I can see." ~~John Lennon

Andy Kaufman FAKES HIS OWN MARRIAGE!

See attached, which I lifted from the Andy Kaufman facebook page. The NICE Andy's facebook page I mean, not the cranky bitter one. It was an awesome episode of Fridays. Andy announced he had found God and was going to marry this Christian lady. He brought her out and they kissed. They sang gospel songs and utterly bored/confused the audience for the entire hour. At one point he was about to introduce The Pretenders but when the audience misbehaved, he made them pull the curtain back and wouldn't let the Pretenders sing-- you can see them cracking up behind him-- the only time I ever saw any of the Pretenders laughing. He lectured the audience that drugs are bad-- it was completely unfunny-- SO FUNNY. Also so ironic that two of the Pretenders later died from drugs.

Ever since I had my heart broken earlier this year, I've wished I could have a woman make an honest man out of me and rescue me from all the teenage girls constantly stalking and obsessing over me. But it takes an honest woman to make an honest man! Hmmm, that sounds like the title of a lost DEVO song... Until then, it's fake marriages and real stalkers for me I suppose. But I do wish I could "settle down" and have some sort of a family before I die. Or fake my death. Whichever comes first.

Phone call from my internet stalker

The hater wrote me on facebook so I blocked my facebook. So today they've been emailing me and now I got this phone call:
http://peterbernard.com/hatercall52510.mp3

If this continues I will be going to the authorities. This girl sounds deranged and possibly underage.

209 Show News!

New 209 Show news is here: http://209show.blogspot.com/2010/05/209-show-news-for-5242010.html

Open Letter to My Stalker ...

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