Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Horus Cat Update

 Horus is a TV programmer
 Horus in 3D
Blocking the door so the human can't leave

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Stuff which is in progress

Gigantodile Copyright © 2010 Peter Bernard

Banana for Breakfast

Walking north today to find a place to eat breakfast.
Trader Joe's = the Banana Store.
Nineteen cents per banana = 5 for 95 cents = LOOOONG LINES.
Prepare to wait to get out of there.
My Papi is attending Yale.
69 cent 50 oz. water + 95 cent bananas = $1.64 breakfast and lunch for Peter.
All in the shadow of Horus Greeley.

Friday, September 17, 2010

418 Show #3 on

We're now on the front page of ONSUG.COM!
418 Show #3 (September 2010)
20:50 – 418 Show (with Peter Bernard)
Contents: Thank you, Frank Nora!, open title, 9th Avenue, recording mono, one of my favorite things about Frank Nora’s show, the 2 realities merge, seeing a lot of 411’s today, 50 cent hot dogs at Gray’s Papaya, eating garbage and then eating good things, infomercial for P90X, can’t breathe or hear, Peter Pan is good luck, another 411 on the Greyhound bus, What was I saying? Resistance band! Crazy whistling parrot woman, heading toward Trump Place, opening the door to Horus Cat Land, Horus has an announcement, picture of Horus cat and Trump Place, Fed Horus, played with him, very nice inside, almost going to rain, ridiculous loudness in NYC, truck with car on the back of it, whistling woman part two, a parrot’s biological imperative, watching Horus cat, description of interior of Trump Place, right near the Projects, mix of cultures, only the Trachtenburgs see me as part of their tribe, rich and poor side by side, Western Beef supermarket, I don’t actually eat as much meat as I used to, TV DINNERS!!! I am a caveman, I eat raw potatoes, Stan Lee’s Super Humans, Time Warner DVR sucks, long review of Stan Lee show and the uplifting concept of humans being able to will themselves to have super powers, Horus cat has final statement.
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Attribution: by Peter Bernard – more info at
Released September 2010 on The Overnightscape Underground (, an Internet talk radio channel focusing on a freeform monologue style, with diverse and fascinating hosts.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Sunday, September 5, 2010

SuperCute busking on St. Mark's Place

It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
I hope to have a video of this up soon.
Thanks to Marie and Tina. And SuperCute!
I like their originals better than their covers, but when they do Pink Floyd it sounds a LOT better than Robert Waters or whatever that guy's name is.
I got MY cd for only THREE dollars!
Rachel refused to take my money so I paid Tina instead, haha.