How about if I take down all the Lisa Putrid videos and replace them with videos of me reading aloud Lisa's MANY MANY emails and IMs in which she swore up and down that if she ever got signed she would take me with her.
Everybody I ever helped get their start has always done so much to return the favor, show business is like Disneyland and everybody loves each other and is so well-adjusted.
Lisa's all mad at me and thinks she's going to get me upset if she becomes famous. She never heard Shel Silverstein's "Boy Named Sue." I kept TELLING her to listen to it. I'm the son of a bitch that named her Sue.