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Jane Pear is the funniest, prettiest, and most talented Canadian all at the same time.

Hey I have an idea

How about if I take down all the Lisa Putrid videos and replace them with videos of me reading aloud Lisa's MANY MANY emails and IMs in which she swore up and down that if she ever got signed she would take me with her.

Everybody I ever helped get their start has always done so much to return the favor, show business is like Disneyland and everybody loves each other and is so well-adjusted.

Lisa's all mad at me and thinks she's going to get me upset if she becomes famous. She never heard Shel Silverstein's "Boy Named Sue." I kept TELLING her to listen to it. I'm the son of a bitch that named her Sue.

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How does one un-follow blogs one is following? All rather annoying.

Tonight Jason asked me why I was afraid to go on Facebook. I told him I had to unfriend a girl I love who hates me, a friend of his wife.

He laughed and said, "Love is a multi-pronged utensil."

I haven't written here since my Kitka died. I went home from taping the first Jessica's Chest and she died within hours suddenly at the age of 4. Lisa Peters wrote me an email, telling me that now Kitka was in Heaven watching over me and protecting me.

Today Lisa told youtube to take down my films that she is in, claiming copyright of my films that she appeared in eagerly and cooperated with promoting on youtube. Jason said oh that's just big business, I said it wasn't the record company doing it, it was Lisa.

Say it again:
"Love is a multi-pronged utensil."