Thursday, February 25, 2010

My digital camera is a piece of crap

Especially on cold days, apparently.
Four leaf clovers are lucky, and the ones you can find on a snowy day are the rarest and luckiest of all!
My instincts tell me I've found a really excellent new partner.
World's Blurriest Diner. Blurred out by the CIA to protect me et mon partenaire's privacy (yes, the CIA is on my side now that I've made up with Robert Lund, haha-- JUST KIDDING ROBERT).

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Which Tanya cover is better?


The one with the scary tree (above) or the one with just a bush behind the alien (below)? Click either image to enlarge.


Or here's a third choice:

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Only 2 Heavy Metal Bands I Ever Liked

People often assume for some reason that I like heavy metal, the dumbest, most theatrical, and whitest of all the rock sub-genres. Nothing could be farther from the truth. But there are exceptions to every rule.


First of all, the only good metal band until recently was Spinal Tap, obviously.


But now there's a SECOND great metal band: Bambi Killers!

Oh wait, Spinal Tap are genius comedians, not a heavy metal band. And Bambi Killers are genius performance artists. So... umm... maybe I haven't ever actually liked any heavy metal bands in my entire life.