Those American Girls

It only occurred to me recently that some people might have thought I fell off the face of the planet.
I'm just extremely busy lately.
Our cartoon project, Those American Girls, has 25 thousand followers on Twitter
and it's led to more work than Lucy and I can handle so far,
although we're certainly not complaining.
The characters, who are running for President(s), sell the project themselves,
and you can interact with Alicia & Deb on Twitter here:
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls
Buy their first album here:
http://ow.ly/68RkS

See their latest music video here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGboHEAMiNg
& get regular daily (usually) updates from Debbie American here:
http://debbieamerican.blogspot.com

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If you follow either the Twitter or Debbie's blog,
you'll be up to date on what used to be stuck on this blog.
Only it'll be written by the girls, so you'll like it far better.
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Those American Girls are a Couple of Bums!

http://TAGamericast.com

Debbie American Fan Service & Dressup Doll!

Debbie American™ Fan Service Podcast
and Interactive Dressup Doll Kit!
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/?p=209

Alicia's Sexy New Patriotic Song!!

It's the 4th of July!
But perhaps more importantly,
it's Alicia American's 21st birthday!
So she and Deb have a new PATRIOTIC SONG
for you to download for FREE!
For those who heard the earlier version of this track,
this new one has TWICE the orgasm parts!
http://TAGamericast.com

Alicia & Deb in Search of SKUNK APE!

Alicia got drunk before starting to record this episode,
then passed out 45 seconds into the show,
leaving poor brainless Debbie to fend for herself
among the dreaded SKUNK APES of Florida!
Listen now for free:
http://TAGamericast.com

Americast 27: Viewer Phone Calls

NEWEST PODCAST
plus
SECRETS REVEALED
in the blog section!
CLICK HERE:
http://AliciaAmerican.com

Wiping the slime off

Join Alicia and Debbie American in their bubble bath
and help them chillax after a week of Hollywood-style
waterboarding!
Hooray!
New free podcast starring Alicia and Debbie here:
http://AliciaAmerican.com

Alicia American Naked & On Acid

'Nuff said.
http://AliciaAmerican.com

Debbie American Lost in Newark, NJ

New radio show by Debbie American
with an explanation by Alicia American here:
http://DebbieAmerican.com

Get Off Yer PANTS and DANCE!!

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THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS
now have 4 thousand followers on Twitter,
so to smellebrate, they've released their new single,
"GET OFF YER PANTS AND DANCE!"
today at their blog,
http://AliciaAmerican.com!

It features theremin by DINO SORBELLO!

SEX and DRUGS with Those American Girls

It's Debbie American's birthday (tomorrow)
plus Those American Girls
just got their 3,000th follower on Twitter,
so they've got TWO (2) new audio releases today:
Americast 17:
DEBBIE AMERICANgetting MARRIED
on a
REALITY TV SHOW?
and their shocking new hit single,
SEXnDRUGS!
Listen or download for free here:
http://DebbieAmerican.com

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEBBIE!

Trust me, folks, she'll be 21 or 22 forever--
none of that "Gasoline Alley" bullsh*t going on over here.

Outfielder Fetish

OMG all those guys are trying to grab Debbie's ass.
NEW FREE PODCAST TODAY
http://DebbieAmerican.com

St. Patrick's Day with Debbie & Alicia

Listen now:
http://AliciaAmerican.com
http://DebbieAmerican.com

Alicia American says:
"Follow us on Twitter, lovers!
Our Street Teem just got us over 500 followers!
Mad props to tha krew in NYC!
Miss u guys! XOXO :)"
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
http://twitter.com/ThoseUSAGirls

"How to Control a Man"

New free online radio show byTHOSE AMERICAN GIRLS
Alicia and Debbie American in
"How to Control a Man!"
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/?p=90

Debbie's Maui Wowie

New "Those American Girls" Americast audio download online at
http://DebbieAmerican.com

Is it wrong to write "HO" on your friend's back?

Listen to the latest podcast starring Lucy and Rachel as Alicia and Debbie!
http://AliciaAmerican.com

Public Drunkenness in Paris!

New AMERICAST from Paris just uploaded today!
http://aliciaamerican.com/

How to Be the Hottest Chick

Alicia American here!
Our new podcast is up at http://AliciaAmerican.com!
Oh my god vote for me (the redhead) to be your Valentine here:
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/aavote.html
or vote for Debbie (the blonde one) here:
http://peterbernard.com/aablog/votedebbie.html

But why you would vote for Deb I do not know. Love ya, Deb!

A Date with Debbie!

BRAND NEW!
A Date with Debbie American!
http://DebbieAmerican.com/
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com
“Everyone likes white women! Except if they’ve got an Asian girlfriend, of course.”
~~Debbie American

Debbie's Weed Vacation!!

Of course, we would NEVER advocate the use of any illegal herbs or chemicals.
LISTEN NOW FOR FREE:
http://debbieamerican.com/

Written by Peter Bernard, performed by Rachel Cleary.

See Rachel Cleary tomorrow night (January 21, 2011) on TLC’s “FOUR WEDDINGS.”
Keep watching to see if Rachel and her voice actor partner Lloyd Floyd win!
WILL THEY ACTUALLY GET MARRIED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION TOMORROW NIGHT?

Open music by Belly Brain, background music by Robin Hood and his Black Brothers
Copyright ©MMXI Peter Bernard