Thursday, March 11, 2010

Harvey and Friends

Harvey
Everybody look at your hands!
Mystery women
209 Brand Garbage Dumpster (TM)
Lobster brains
Mystery Co-Conspiratrix
Jason
Harvey

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Sun Sun Sun, here it comes

SUN!Ralph
I always think of Tony Clifton when I pass this place (above)






The sun was amazingly bright today.

I can't figure out how to get the full size pix off my camera.
It comes up with this message:
Note:
This picture may be displayed smaller than the actual picture size. The original uploaded image size and resolution are preserved in your account.

The pix are around 500k each but they only let me get a 50k version of each of them.
They'll print the pix for me onto t-shirts for money,
but how do I get the file itself?
It seems there's no way. Thanks, Verizon!






Saturday, March 6, 2010

Happy Birthday, Angel


For her birthday, Angel asked me to draw her a comic book cover like I do for Bambi Killers. Hope you like it, Angel!!! Happy birthday and many many more.

If YOU want to know what to get Angel, watch this video where she will explain it to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2QkQPEdjhk


Thursday, March 4, 2010

My superstar collaboratrix


I expected to get a call on the phone from the doorman.
Instead, there was a buzz at the door.

I answered it, laughing.
"You just walked past the high security doormen?"
She said, "At first I started walking to the desk, but then I stopped,
and I remembered."

Monday, March 1, 2010

Horus Cat vs. the Peacock Feather

"You know, years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be-' she'd always call me Elwood-- 'in this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." ~~Elwood P. Dowd

Thursday, February 25, 2010

My digital camera is a piece of crap

Especially on cold days, apparently.
Four leaf clovers are lucky, and the ones you can find on a snowy day are the rarest and luckiest of all!
My instincts tell me I've found a really excellent new partner.
World's Blurriest Diner. Blurred out by the CIA to protect me et mon partenaire's privacy (yes, the CIA is on my side now that I've made up with Robert Lund, haha-- JUST KIDDING ROBERT).

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Which Tanya cover is better?


The one with the scary tree (above) or the one with just a bush behind the alien (below)? Click either image to enlarge.


Or here's a third choice:

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Only 2 Heavy Metal Bands I Ever Liked

People often assume for some reason that I like heavy metal, the dumbest, most theatrical, and whitest of all the rock sub-genres. Nothing could be farther from the truth. But there are exceptions to every rule.


First of all, the only good metal band until recently was Spinal Tap, obviously.


But now there's a SECOND great metal band: Bambi Killers!

Oh wait, Spinal Tap are genius comedians, not a heavy metal band. And Bambi Killers are genius performance artists. So... umm... maybe I haven't ever actually liked any heavy metal bands in my entire life.